May 2013
burghers:
i think u forgot to notice me and shower me with attention
babyjugs:
horse-ebook:
yaoilover95:
ohshititsgreg:
horse-ebook:
1990 was 23 years ago
How
I am so confused… how could this be..?
since the year 1990, 23 years have passed
Don’t force your beliefs on me
3 tags
heartsblogcars:
methlabrador:
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
behind-these-fangirl-eyes:
proper-copper-coffee-pot:
homemadeponiesforyou:
sherlockcrashedthetardis:
holyfrackles:
carry on my wayward potato
you’ll be mashed when you are done
Lay your weary spud to rest
Don’t you fry no more
guys, it’s been like a week
ju-ke:
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
ohdickins:
littl-ebird:
laviesanspeur:
lightly-living:
iam-livingdeadgirl:
nevvzealand:
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
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danistotallyuncool:
hotanimegirl:
smilingemoticon:
mikisayaka:
its called the xbox 360 because you turn 360 degrees and then walk away
THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING XBOX JOKE BECAUSE YOU WILL LITERALLY END UP EXACTLY WHERE YOU WERE IF YOU TURN 360 DEGREES YOU LITERALLY JUST DID A LITTLE SPIN YOU FRIGGIN LAME
You’re obviously doing it wrong.
eriridan:
eriridan:
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
circumcising:
circumcising:
sexual orientation: sunburnt ice cream man
rabioheab:
i do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them will.i.am
theteenpauladeen:
nishlo:
ugly people ruining my day
Don’t look in the mirror next time
freddybenson:
freddybenson:
friendly reminder that kony was never stopped
bucktoothedoverbite:
when i find myself in times of trouble, kickthepj comes to me speaking words of wisdom,
googlehomie:
you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
versacebitch:
loungezombie:
versacebitch:
the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this
shercocklocked:
IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’
oomshi:
hallmoniter:
squirting is so hot
i love a good water gun fight
deodrant:
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
ozzyosborntodie:
can Dora find you a sense of humor
anus:
when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls
eyeslikecominghome:
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
canadumb:
thinsiqnificant:
canadumb:
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
kallascorchrazor:
kallascorchrazor:
if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote
