i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
I bet those two are couple now..
Is 6 shots of vodka a good enough excuse to call you and hear your voice?