So I told some people what I had actually thought Teen Wolf was about and they
nearly peed themselves laughingthought it was interesting.I am crying so hard rn. omfg hahahaha
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i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
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Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.
You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t
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Why I think my dad’s a hunter
He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley
He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in
We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement
(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)
He also really likes his leather jacket.
UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK
Your father is a hunter.
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why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
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can someone give me a life changing idea that will make me rich
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